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STOP PRESS: The End of The World Is Nigh! (Possibly)

DeliverAid Founder Peter Cameron-Burnett explains…

“So I’m having tea with my Aunt Doris (pictured above – image courtesy of the Women’s Institute Yearbook) and suddenly she has an attack of the vapours, and in a voice that sounds like Barry White getting shot of a hairball, she tells us that the world will end on New Years Eve 2017.

Normally I wouldn’t pay it any heed, but last year she predicted the actual date that Christmas would land – a full 8 months before it happened. (And she was only one day out.) She also accurately predicted that Theresa May would NOT win a landslide victory at this year’s Bognor Regis All Comers Fifty Plus Limbo ‘N’ Lace competition. 

When we asked what form the impending apocalypse would take, the spirit that had violently taken Aunt Doris from the ether suddenly withdrew, and she pitched forward in a dead faint, face-first into a Victoria Cream Sponge … with disastrous results for those of us wearing dry-clean only. 

So whilst I’d like to appeal to the public to remain calm, I can’t help thinking that now is a great time to ensure that anyone you love is well aware of that fact. Also, if you’ve been biting your tongue at work, and there is someone who needs to be informed that they are a numb-skulled waste of DNA who should be cast into the outer darkness where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth … go nuts.

And just as importantly, if there is something weighing on your conscience, a guilty secret that you need to atone for before your soul is suddenly in a massive queue outside the gates of your respective manufacturer, then our Karma Exchange may just help.

Please feel free and indeed obliged to share this with anyone who doesn’t deserve an eternity of incredibly diligent customs searches.”

An important message indeed. To find out how YOU can upgrade the metaphysical equivalent of your credit rating, read on!


Life used to be a lot simpler, back in the day.

A few hundred years ago, if you did something massively inappropriate, you could just pop along to your local religious supplier and buy a pardon for a few goats plus change.

It was a win for everyone. The folks selling the pardons got a few more gold back-scratchers for head office, and you got something just as valuable … closure.

These days, your choices are far more limited – you can either ‘fess up or shut up.

And let’s face it … sometimes the second option is kinder.

For instance, isn’t it better for Granny to believe your story that Tiddles was randomly recruited by the KittyKrunch Over 12’s Cat-robatic Display Team and is currently on tour in Bali?

Instead of regretfully drawing her attention to the new hummock amidst the geraniums?

Of course it is.

But it leaves you carrying a burden, and that’s hardly fair. Science has proven – on two or three occasions – that unresolved issues can make you poorly and irritable.

But now, thanks to our unique Karma Exchange, it’s never been easier to find an under-the-radar way to say “Sorry, My Bad” to the Universe!

Simply follow our ground-breaking 3 step process to silence your inner Jimmy Cricket:

  1. Select a wrong-doing from your past (but don’t tell anyone what it is.)

  2. Using our patented Atone-o-meter™, you simply work out the relative severity of your deviation from the straight and narrow. (We have a comprehensive 6 level system ranging from Slight BooBoo all the way up to Global KarmaKiller).

  3. Purchase the Karma Voucher that’s right for you.

And then, you can just sit back and relax!

You can also download your Karma Voucher and print it out. In fact, why not stick it to the wall of your cubicle at work and drive people nuts trying to work out what on earth it was that you did? The perfect blend of bad-boy image and plausible deniability ….

Pro Tip: If you know in advance that you are going to do something wrong, then why risk being caught uncovered? Buy a Karma Voucher in advance and beat the crowds, especially at busy times of the year. We’ll have you covered in seconds.

What happens to the money?

In all seriousness for a moment …

Here at DeliverAid, we buy kid’s essentials from UK charities and deliver them directly – along with stationery and basic computing equipment – to disadvantaged children overseas. (You can see some of our expeditions here.)

We will use your money to provide gifts for children who have nothing – orphans, street children, and those at risk. We will give them something to write with, something to play with, something to wear, and something to cuddle. Plus lots of great causes here in the UK get a cash injection to help them in their good works, doubling up the value of your investment.

It’s a win for everyone, so let’s find your level and get started!


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise

  • What we give on your behalf to disadvantaged children: a cuddly toy, enough stationery to last a child for 6 months, new set of clothes, and a ball

  • What you get back: a feeling of mild well-being and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £5 plus VAT (get it here)


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise, and then claiming it was demolished by the local council

  • What we give on your behalf to disadvantaged children: 2 cuddly toys, enough stationery for a year, 2 new set of clothes, a ball, a kite and a puzzle

  • What you get back: a neat certificate of atonement, a feeling of considerable well-being and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £10 plus VAT (get it here)


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise, and then having said neighbour arrested for suspected polygamy

  • What we give on your behalf to disadvantaged children: clothing, toys, stationery and sports equipment for 5 children

  • What you get back: a postcard from the delivery expedition team when we drop your stuff off, a neat certificate of atonement, a feeling of extraordinary well-being and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £25 plus VAT (get it here)


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise, then sending assassins back in time to obliterate your neighbour’s entire genetic line

  • What we give on your behalf to disadvantaged children: clothing, toys, stationery and sports equipment for 10 children

  • What you get back: a personal video message of thanks from our team in location, a postcard from the delivery expedition team when we drop your stuff off, a neat certificate of atonement, a feeling of almost unbearable well-being and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £50 plus VAT (get it here)


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise whilst heading downtown to commit multiple regicide in a fashion that also causes the extinction of the panda.

  • What we give back on your behalf to a child in need: clothing, toys, stationery and sports equipment for 20 children

  • What you get back: your very own limited edition DeliverAid Karma Club tshirt, a personal video message of thanks from our team in location, a postcard from the delivery expedition team when we drop your stuff off, a neat certificate of atonement, a feeling of mind-blowing well-being and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £100 plus VAT (get it here)


  • Atonement Rating: Cancels out actions equivalent to reversing over a neighbour’s tortoise, and then opening a portal via the heart of the sun that sucks the earth and everyone on it down to the tenth level of Perdition.

  • What we give on your behalf to disadvantaged children: clothing, toys, stationery and sports equipment for 100 children, plus a technology center featuring multiple low cost computers to allow the children to develop skills to help them get jobs and create businesses in the future, PLUS a significant contribution to UK charitable causes.

  • What you get back: a technology center named in your honour, (along with framed photographs of same), 5 of your very own limited edition DeliverAid Karma Club T-Shirt, a personal video message of thanks from our team in location, a postcard from the delivery expedition team when we drop your stuff off, a neat certificate of atonement, a feeling of trancendent well-being as though your soul was being massaged by experts who have a crush on you, and the gratitude and well wishes of the children and our team

  • Karma Voucher Cost: £500 plus VAT (get it here)


Please note …

  • A Karma Voucher is no substitute for qualified legal advice or representation.

  • If you have any questions regarding the above, please contact our friendly folks at team@deliveraid.org